Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Get a bigger bumper

How has this escaped the public eye, especially in a political year? I just caught wind of Backjumping - the ultimate extreme sport (wink, wink).

I can see it now: candidates fighting each other to see who can be first to come out against this threat to the moral fiber of America:



Quick, call your local vinyl ribbon printer and claim a color for the new "Support People Against Backjumping" ribbon. They're gonna have to pull a double at ribbon magnet plants around the globe to get these to market on time. Oh well, eight year olds don't need much sleep.

See what happens when the Democrats take control of congress? First the original Wendy's closes, now it's not safe to walk down the street.

1 comment:

  1. local vinyl ribbion printer? right... i didn't know we had own of those in my town!

    speaking of candidates, we have a whole variety of them this year! lol

    a woman, a black guy, and an old white dude... wow

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