Tuesday, March 31, 2009

This Just In

By now, tens of thousands of Windows users have installed a critical update from Microsoft to precent the malicious worm the Conficker from crashing their PC's...

...In a related story, tens of thousands of PC's have recently crashed due to a critical update from Micrsoft.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Worth it's Weight in Wool

I know I'm overdue for an original post, but seriously, this is awesome:

More original stuff coming soon. In the mean time, feel free to check out some classic humor bits.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

A Matter of Opinion?

This is priceless...or 100x priceless, depending on how you do the math:

Check out more fail topics over at failblog.org ...or on here by clicking the "fail" label below.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Bumper Fail

No Child Left Behind...

...except this one:

funny bumper sticker spoof
HEY! Don't keep it a secret: Give it points at Reddit or Digg it, damnit!

Oh, what, you want more? Fine.
Click here for more funny photos or here for more fun with kids.
Just don't click here.

Monday, March 09, 2009

Always Read the Label

Frequent reader Jim forwarded another great video about a new item from one of my favorite companies, Apple:

But that's not the real news (well, it never was the real news - more like the fake real news, but this is different, it's the "news" that I - oh, screw it). The real news is that Jim has now been added as a label. It's down there at the bottom, take a look, I'll wait...

...Jim (or "jim" in this case) now is in the company of other hallmarks of hilarity, such as blonde v brunette, viagra, amateur, and, of course, urinal.

If you see Jim, be sure to tell him congratulations.

Tell him that and then walk away, very slowly, avoiding direct eye contact.

Terrellbile Geography

Did you hear this? After being cut from the Dallas Cowboys, Terrell Owens signed with the Bills. During the press conference, T. O. explained that he is excited to be

"leaving Americas team...
...to play for North America's team."

I just hope his work visa goes through.

After the press conference, Terrell's agent called to explain that we was going to have to raise his percentage on the new deal to cover "the cost of exchanging North American money into American dollars."

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Did You FLY? In the AIR?

Louis CK on Conan. If you've ever been to one of those presentations where they tell you that today's high school and college students don't understand classic references - "They've never seen carbon paper," "They think Paul Newman makes Salad Dressing," etc. - and that, therefore, YOU need to change then you'll really appreciate this.


Monday, March 02, 2009

See? They are giving you a hand

So, there's a new product out for your Blackberry or iPhone called:

"Congress in Your Pocket"

...I gotta think that's going to bring back some painful memories for congressional pages.

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