tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-313156742024-03-13T09:46:07.845-04:00Stand Up Comedy ...from a Seated PositionJokes, observations, how the world should run...you get the idea. Kind of like Howard Stern with shorter hair or David Letterman with, well, hair. Not really for kids. On a good day, I'd like to think it's funny like Jon Stewart or Lewis Black. On a bad day it's funny like old mayonnaise. Enjoy...please.Steve D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03691154214199649552noreply@blogger.comBlogger249125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31315674.post-56647020060011774542012-03-21T21:30:00.005-04:002012-03-22T07:36:50.023-04:00Thought of the Day<div style="text-align: center;"><span><br /></span></div><span><span style="font-size: 100%;">Well, it's a new chapter here in our little <a href="http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/search/label/faves">virtual laugh-shack</a> and </span></span><span><span style="font-size: 100%;">as part of that I'm proud/dismayed/concerned to bring you a new feature: <b>"Steve D.'s Thought for the Day"</b></span></span><div style="display: none;">Tags:<a href="http://technorati.com/tag/funny" rel="tag">funny</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/observational+humor" rel="tag">observational+humor</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/humor" rel="tag">humor</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/lazycomic" rel="tag">lazycomic</a></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">...it's much like the <a href="http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/search/label/BYDK">"Bet You Didn't Know"</a> features of old, but requires less effort -- on both your part and, more importantly, on mine.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8WtxomuqJ-hMOGLO2uYkuv2X1pT-ZB5Rm9n4CN_Je4cGa-h6NQvtGaMduhZxXPm-TbfH3-D0TBc2v58cT175wGdom2L9cuIYP9M9-Tj8zAL87zTm3kIs_CfN7JNgYStFCUZRd/s400/TFTD-BinaryWorld.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5722528849496990418" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline; display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 400px; " /><span style="font-size: medium; "></span></div><div><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, serif; font-size: 100%; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">All original content copyright (c) 2006-2008 - "Steve D." - All rights reserved.
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<b><a href="http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/search/label/faves#fb">Click here for the "Greatest Hits" from lazycomic.blogspot.com!</a></b></div>Steve D.http://www.blogger.com/profile/03691154214199649552noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31315674.post-23529255083040580912009-09-13T22:57:00.005-04:002009-09-14T16:25:08.604-04:00Take 2 and call me when you peel yourself off the ceilingSo it appears I've got a cold, which, you know, we <i>still </i>don't have a cure for. <div><br /></div><div>Of course, if my cold should make me <b>bald</b>, we've got a cure for that.<br /><div style="display: none;"><br />Tags:<br /><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/funny" rel="tag">funny</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/observational+humor" rel="tag">observational+humor</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/humor" rel="tag">humor</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/lazycomic" rel="tag">lazycomic</a></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Or </b>if my cold should make me <i>impotent</i>, there's a cure for that too.</div><div><br /></div><div>Basically, if my cold turns me into a 60 year old executive, I'm covered.</div><div><br /></div><div>Now, while we can't seem to find a cure for the cold, I'm glad to say that we have done a <b>bang up</b> job hiding the symptoms. We've got aspirin, ibuprofen -- and the Godfather of all cold medicines:</div><div><br /></div><div>NyQuil. </div><div><br /></div><div>Now, to be honest, I'm not sure anyone <i>really </i>knows if NyQuil makes you feel better. All they know is that they took NyQuil and don't remember anything after that.</div><div><br /></div><div>As for me, I'm on Sudafed, my absolute <i>favorite </i>cold medicine. One little red pill takes me from sniffling and moaning <b>straight </b>to bright eyed, bushy-tailed and frantic. </div><div><br /></div><div>Honestly, sudafed works so damn well on it's own that I think the folks that use it to make Meth are just getting greedy.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://lazycomic.blogspot.com/2009/09/take-2-and-call-me-when-you-peel.html"> <img border="0" src="http://cdn.stumble-upon.com/images/120x20_su_blue.gif" alt="" /></a></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer">All original content copyright (c) 2006-2008 - "Steve D." - All rights reserved.
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