By now, tens of thousands of Windows users have installed a critical update from Microsoft to precent the malicious worm the Conficker from crashing their PC's...
...In a related story, tens of thousands of PC's have recently crashed due to a critical update from Micrsoft.
Showing posts with label tech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tech. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
This Just In
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news commentary,
tech
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Worth it's Weight in Wool
I know I'm overdue for an original post, but seriously, this is awesome:
More original stuff coming soon. In the mean time, feel free to check out some classic humor bits.
Monday, March 09, 2009
Always Read the Label
Frequent reader Jim forwarded another great video about a new item from one of my favorite companies, Apple:
But that's not the real news (well, it never was the real news - more like the fake real news, but this is different, it's the "news" that I - oh, screw it). The real news is that Jim has now been added as a label. It's down there at the bottom, take a look, I'll wait...
...Jim (or "jim" in this case) now is in the company of other hallmarks of hilarity, such as blonde v brunette, viagra, amateur, and, of course, urinal.
If you see Jim, be sure to tell him congratulations.
Tell him that and then walk away, very slowly, avoiding direct eye contact.
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apple,
business spoof,
jim,
tech,
video
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Bleeding Edge Technology
German users of the MacBook Air have reported that the front edge of the new soul laptop is sharp enough to cut flesh.
Although one might think this was a flaw, secret insiders report that what the German users actual have is a prototype for a new MacBook that somehow leaked into the retail stream.
The new laptop - to be released on an upcoming rainy, dreary day when you wish the world would just end already - is the MacBook Emo. In addition to the razor sharp Finally Something to Feel(TM) front edge, the new laptop will be painted flat black and will come preloaded with every Morrissey song ever released.
The operating system is largely unchanged for the the new MB Emo, however system crashes are now reported on a screen that says "System Error at...you know, never mind, you don't understand - no one does."
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apple,
business spoof,
news commentary,
original bit,
tech
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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