New reports indicate that married women are twice as likely to be obese as single women. When asked why, one researcher explained:
...while married women come home at the end of the day, look what's in bed, shake their heads and go to the fridge."
Jokes, observations, how the world should run...you get the idea. Kind of like Howard Stern with shorter hair or David Letterman with, well, hair. Not really for kids. On a good day, I'd like to think it's funny like Jon Stewart or Lewis Black. On a bad day it's funny like old mayonnaise. Enjoy...please.
New reports indicate that married women are twice as likely to be obese as single women. When asked why, one researcher explained:
This video was forwarded by a friend...and no, not just a facebook friend:
Now, don't let that stop you from using facebook ...buddy.
Just a quick house-keeping note: If you're looking for something do besides wait for succulent new tidbits of humor here, you can check out my facebook page. Heck, you can even become a bona fide "fan." (I know, a dream come true, I'm sure.) Here's the link:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Steve-Ds-Stand-Up-Comedyfrom-a-Seated-Position/22830378433?ref=nf
Prefer the glitzy chaos of MySpace to the button-down organization of facebook? Well have no fear...there's a Steve D. page there as well:
http://www.myspace.com/lazycomic
And, yes, for some strange compulsion I also have a twitter account:
http://twitter.com/lazycomic
Now get stalking!
If you've been watching this blog recently, anxiously awaiting for a sign of life, well...well, that's a little sad.
Anyway, I've got new stuff coming, and in the meantime I've brought back my bloglist (it's over there on the right somewhere. Don't look now though, it's rude to look away when you're reading a blog post.) I had an extensive list of blogs on the old template, and if you own one that hasn't been linked to since the transition then I apologize; I'll try to bring back more faves soon.
That said, the blog that receives the priceless privilege of being first on my new blog roll is Thought Volcanoes.
To explain the entire connection between the author of Thought Volcanoes and yours truly would probably be long and boring - and while that normally doesn't stop me, I'll spare you today. Suffice to say that I've been reading commentary from the blogger over at "TV"* since blogging consisted of late night phone calls on a cordless phone with an antennae so long you could use it to get cats out of trees.
*Good friends can abbreviate it -- don't let me catch you doing it.
(Have a blog that links to lazycomic.blogspot.com? Then send me a comment and I'll try to return the favor.)
Great photo to share thanks to a good friend... and no, she didn't write the caption, she just captured it for your enjoyment:
Couple of great ads. This first one really demonstrates the meaning of the "best man"