Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Laugh 'til it hurts
I know they have their own site, but if you missed this on Funny or Die, it's worth taking a look...
No one asked me, but...
I think the world would be a batter place if people were more passive aggressive, but I guess they can do whatever they want. I'm just saying...
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
This'll have to do...
For a while now I've wanted to post one of the infamous (or maybe non-famous) Robert Smigel bits from Comedy Central's TV Funhouse
(it ran back in the twilight of the last century): the one about the boy suppressing his "natural urges."
But alas YouTube and Hulu came up short, so you'll have to settle for this:
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Take 2 and call me when you peel yourself off the ceiling
So it appears I've got a cold, which, you know, we still don't have a cure for.
Of course, if my cold should make me bald, we've got a cure for that.
Or if my cold should make me impotent, there's a cure for that too.
Basically, if my cold turns me into a 60 year old executive, I'm covered.
Now, while we can't seem to find a cure for the cold, I'm glad to say that we have done a bang up job hiding the symptoms. We've got aspirin, ibuprofen -- and the Godfather of all cold medicines:
NyQuil.
Now, to be honest, I'm not sure anyone really knows if NyQuil makes you feel better. All they know is that they took NyQuil and don't remember anything after that.
As for me, I'm on Sudafed, my absolute favorite cold medicine. One little red pill takes me from sniffling and moaning straight to bright eyed, bushy-tailed and frantic.
Honestly, sudafed works so damn well on it's own that I think the folks that use it to make Meth are just getting greedy.
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