Showing posts with label clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clinton. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

A Fifth of Uselessness

Like that odd rash, Bet You Didn't Know is back. Get your highlighters and a Red Bull so you cram in every fascinating bit:

  • In 14 states, Super Delegates actually wear capes. In Iowa, hiring preference is given to those with previous building jumping experience.
  • After video of the event was exposed, Shorty had to admit that she initially "misspoke" and didn't really go that low at all.
  • People who say tow-mah-tow are likely to have commitment issues and will frequently call the whole thing off.
  • No matter how loud you yell at the ear piece, the phone in fact does not work both ways.
and finally (well, for now)...
  • 4 out of 5 people who expect the last item in a list to be the best are usually disappointed.
Keep up, damnit! Read the whole "Bet You Didn't Know" Series.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Just a Suggestion...


It's perfect - that way he'd be able to run right after Hillary...

...and before Chelsea.

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