I didn't write this, I did

So our local caterer has a dilemma. He was hired to do a dinner for the State Schizophrenics Association.

They sent invites to 300 members. 175 replied that they couldn't make it...

...and 250 replied that they could.

(oh stop groaning, it's just a joke)

For the Man who has everything

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Something to Chew On

You know, I just realized something odd.

Congress hasn't been able to decide if water boarding, a practice where a water-soaked rag is put in someone's mouth before water is poured over their face, should be illegal...

...but they had no problem bringing Clinton up for impeachment over the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

It just seems they have a weird set of priorities about what it's okay to put in someone else's mouth.