Oh, James, we will miss you...
I'm sure there will be plenty of coverage of the Godfather of Soul's great performances. Here's a review of one of his funniest. From "Sonya Live in L.A." courtesy of www.teletastic.com:
James, America loves you too...
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Out on Love
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Spirit of Christmas Past
Just to get you in the mood, I wanted to share a classic SNL Christmas Song (if you can call the mid-90's classic). Heat up some hot cocoa, spike it with a little Jaegermeister, and enjoy...
(featuring Horatio Sanz, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan)
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Friday, December 15, 2006
One Man's Spam...
I'm not sure what the point of spam is anymore. I mean, I suppose there's someone out there who gets excited that they've won a lottery from a country they've never heard of - you know, the lottery held in a foreign state that apparently has millions of dollars to give away but has to use a hotmail.com address that reads like a eplileptic at the keyboard - but I think most of us are on to the majority of the scams out there.
The ones that really puzzle me are the ones that don't include a link or phone number to call if you do fall prey. It's like they got lazy. "Hey, I've got this hot, nymphomaniac Russian babe who's just dying to take care of your wildest fantasies. All you have...to...do...you know what, never mind...sorry to bother you."
Now there is one time that we still believe spam: when it's in someone else's inbox. Then we automatically assume that it's all e-mail that someone went to great lengths to request. The conversation goes like this:
- Tom: "Hey Mary, whacha up to?"
Mary: "Clearing out Ron's e-mail to make way for his replacement."
Tom:"Weird, Ron quitting like that."
Mary: "Not really. Ron had other things on his mind."
Tom:"Really...?"
Mary: "Oh yeah, for starters, I think he was selling drugs."
Tom: "Nooo, I don't see Ron doing that."
Mary: "It's true. His inbox is still full of offers to buy something called v1@gra at wholesale prices."
Tom: "So Ron quit working because he got rich selling drugs?"
Mary: "Oh no, I think he needed that money to pay for the patches."
Tom: "What patches?"
Mary: "Well, it seems Ron was buying patches to, um, enhance his manhood..."
Tom: "Really?"
Mary: "...and to increase his breast size. His inbox is full of competing offers."
Tom: "What a freak...so why'd he quit if he needed money?"
Mary: "That's the thing. It looks like he caught a lucky break. He apparently gets to keep 10% of an inheritance he's helping sneak out of Nigeria. Some government officials widow."
Tom: "Wow, money laundering, that's heavy stuff. Wonder how Ron got involved in that."
Mary: "Probably the drugs..."
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
By the "Eight-pack:" The Beer Song with Legos
The Holidays are upon us, so what better time to give thanks for the beverage that, in the words of Homer Simpson, is the "solution to, and cause of, all our problems..."
Kick back and enjoy, plastic-brick style:
Kick back and enjoy, plastic-brick style:
Monday, December 04, 2006
Well, What Do You Know...
As you may know, I posted a piece last week about a planned - and canceled - protest against Walmart for being pro-gay.
Always one to point out the obvious, I talked about how laughable it was that the world's largest retailer of deer scent and press-board furniture could possibly be considered pro-gay.
Then I walked into a local Walmart, and before I could get to the Ann Coultier section - heck, before I even got to the self-inflating 12' high Nativity scene, I was greeted by this display:
Needless to say, it seems I may have been wrong...
..."not that there's anything wrong with that."
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