Friday, May 29, 2009

JMadison commented on your status...

If facebook quiz makers were our Founding Fathers...

...we would have the “inaliable right to a purse, suits and happiness.”

...we could all “keep bear arms in our houses to help keep the military regular.”

...the States could make no law “that deep rives anybodies life, library or property without dewey process.”

...we would have the right to “speedos and a pubic trial by a partial jury.” would be illegal “for the governments to hide soldiers quarters in your house.


...we would have "the right to have free seizures in our house without being violated, unless there was reasonable claws."

(Oh, and there is at least one quiz that's written fairly good...I mean well.)

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Pure Dead Funny

Finally, a reason to go to Scotland*. How have I not seen these before?

This might be my favorite so's like Robin Sparkles doing a soda ad:

*Get a scooby, mates. It's just a joke.

Oh, what the heck. Here's another classic one:

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Of course, there's no medal for it...

Michael Phelps, who came out of the 2008 Olympics as arguably the greatest swimmer ever, now faces new allegations that he had a marathon sex session with two strippers...

...making him definetely the greatest swimmer ever.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Flip Phone Emergency

Friday Fun Fact:

If you dial 6-1-1 they play a recorded message...

...telling you to turn the phone around and dial again.

Of course, you'll be listening to the mouthpiece, so you probably won't hear it.

For more badly needed information, click here.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Lost and Found

Well, it's been a great morning: I finally solved the mystery of LOST!

Yep, that's the show that the guy that plays Richard used to be on. I have to admit it was driving me crazy - obviously he was on Cane (I mean, duh, that's not much of a mystery), but I knew I'd seen him somewhere else.

Anyway, I knew there's been a lot of people watching LOST and scratching their heads, so I figured I'd clear it all up for everybody.

Oh, you want to know what's the deal with the island? It's obviously an abstract representation of Scotland in the early 13th century - Jack is clearly Máel Coluim MacHeth and...well, it all falls in place from there.

There- now that that's taken care of you can free up your DVR to catch new episiodes of Scrubs or Chuck.

Oh wait...

Monday, May 04, 2009

Jeff warned us all man, he warned us all

Beware the sock gap, my friend...always beware of the sock gap:

(Oh, and it's not as naughty as it looks - maybe nsfw, but PG-13 at worst.)

You know, the best comedy here is the written kind (rants, etc.) but if you *really* want more funny video, go ahead ...I'm used to it.

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