Shameless Plug...

Disturbing brown stain aside, Artie Lange's new DVD is an awesome piece of comedy, put together just the way I like it: dark, self-effacing and very damn funny.

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funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

As you know, Artie and I go way back...meaning we're both over 40 and haven't actually met. Still, I'm sure he'd plug my DVD (if I had one...and if he'd ever heard of me), so I figured I'd pay it forward and send my minions (all 4 of you) out looking for the DVD.

Greasing the Wheels

I've been trying to follow politics recently, and it seems everyone is always talking about how this is a "slippery slope," that's a "slippery slope," etc. etc.

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funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

I swear if I ever find the guy that coined the phrase slippery slope, I'm going to put him on skates and push him off a cliff. Better yet, I'm going to put him on skates and push him down a gentle hill so it almost seems like fun but then it gets steeper and steeper and then it goes off a cliff.

He'll never see it coming.

Counting the Years

Thanks for all the years, Sesame Street...

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funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

Ye of Little Faith...

So, everyone's still talking about Falcon Heene and whether or not this whole ballooon thing was a hoax.

I swear I haven't heard this much talk about a reality TV star in the closet since the last season of American Idol.

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funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

Carried Away...

So, it turns out that little Falcon Heene was never on the balloon, but hid in the closet while military helicopters went out looking for him and the Denver Airport was temporarily shut down.

Needless to say, I'm sure he's, um, grounded.