Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Better late than never...well, maybe

Hey there! Sorry I've been gone a while. After my last post, I accidentally locked myself out of my house, so I just went on over to the police station and turned myself in...seemed like the safe thing to do.

Anyway, while I was gone, I started a new "list" (because you know, you'd don't get enough lists over at facebook).

Oh, and to make it better, this was *very* topical - back on July 4th.

Steve D.'s Top Five Ways to Make Your Own Fireworks:
  1. Suggest your local veterans groups also sing the National Anthem "in French, so everyone feels included."
  2. Ask your Democratic friends for help with the leak in your boat, add "after all, you people are the experts."
  3. Suggest your GOP friends aren't really Americans...demand to see a birth certificate with a raised seal.
  4. Ask your local Kung Fu school if they offer any classes on ancient auto erotic asphyxiation secrets.
  5. Ask your wife if it's okay if you do a little "hiking on the Appalachian Trail" (and/or explain to her that she's not your soulmate, but that you'll *try* to fall back in love with her).

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy Independence Day

Hope everyone has a great Fourth of July.

Just remember, if it wasn't for a bunch of wealthy colonial merchants who were pissed off about paying more taxes, we'd all still be speaking English.

(Of course, we'd also be drinking our beer warm with boiled meats...)

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