Thursday, February 22, 2007

Repealin' the Double-Deuce

On behalf of comedy writers everywhere, I'd like to propose repealing the 22nd Amendment (you can find out what it is here - go ahead, I'll wait).

If a picture is worth a thousand words than a bumper sticker is worth...well, no that comparison kind of falls apart. Still, I think this one is priceless:

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Don't Judge Me Because I'm Lazy

Yea, I know, I should settle down and write something, but it's not called now is it?

I'll get back to my usual droll observations eventually. In the meantime I found this Ameriquest ad and had to post it. Not sure how I missed it on TV:

Now, just so you have a matching set, here's another one from the same company that I did see on TV (maybe on last year's Superbowl?). Like all those new candy bars, it's just as good, but a little darker:

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Go Back to British...

Well, it took some digging, but I found a video clip from a recent American Idol that is hilarious. It starts with a performer who's singing is no where near as bad as her handling of criticism.

Don't get me wrong, this young lady could probably out-sing me (and most of my friends -- sorry guys, the truth hurts), but she seems so surprised that they go "negative."

Has she ever watched this show?! The show is on because it's negative -- if it wasn't negative it would be called Star Search.

Of course, that's not the funny part I wanted to show you. Heck, I'd show a clip without the performance if I had one.

The GOOD part is in the follow-up interview where one of Jasmine's supporters suggests that Simon just go "home" so-to-speak. Watch for yourself...

Now, I'm sure there are people in Britain who would love to say that Simon is from somewhere else, but I don't think they'd agree that Americans have a monopoly on good music. I'm pretty sure you can still place bets on when the "American Invasion" is going to hit England.

Oh, and in case you missed it, the supporters are sporting a sign that says Jasmine is "are American Idol." Apparently schools in American don't teach grammar as "good" as the ones in British.

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Now THIS would be a Miracle Product

I can see the late night infomercial now:

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

A Classic Bowl Ad

So, last Sunday's ads were - by most accounts - less than stellar. Couple of good ones, but not much to comment on. Now, if you're looking for a great Bowl Ad, this is what I'd recommend:

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Friday, February 02, 2007

Gettin' Ready for Sunday

Couple of great ads. This first one really demonstrates the meaning of the "best man"

Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not sure what this second clip is an ad for - hell, maybe it's not an ad at all. Regardless, it's funny...and it's got subtitles.

Ok, so they weren't English subtitles - you can't have everything.

I've got a parody of my own coming. I mean, I wouldn't hold your breath, but it's on the way.


Thursday, February 01, 2007

We Now Return to Your Regularly Scheduled Program

Yea, I know...the blog hasn't exactly been in sweeps-week mode recently. Don't worry, don't fret...I'm coming back.

I'm gonna get everybody ready for the most important part of Superbowl weekend, and then I've got something original brewing as well. If you haven't already, this would be a good time to subscribe to this blog so you know when new stuff hits...or make it your homepage...or, hell, quit or job and just watch the screen.

Anyway, thanks for your patience and the many warm letters of concern.

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