Wednesday, April 16, 2008


Yeah, I know, I've left you hanging for a bit and I apologize. To make up for it, I'm doing something better than post another attempt at comedy I did...
...I'm posting something someone else did:

I wonder how much grant money was spent on swabbin' spiders with drugs? What a great grad assistant job that would be....

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

What Do You Suppose Happened to Number One?

Hey, it's a better name than "Sit & Sh*t"...

Note: For the faithful of Wordless Wednesdays, yeah, I know the photo isn't "wordless," I signed in before I got the gist of the it. I'll try harder next time...honest.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

A Fifth of Uselessness

Like that odd rash, Bet You Didn't Know is back. Get your highlighters and a Red Bull so you cram in every fascinating bit:

  • In 14 states, Super Delegates actually wear capes. In Iowa, hiring preference is given to those with previous building jumping experience.
  • After video of the event was exposed, Shorty had to admit that she initially "misspoke" and didn't really go that low at all.
  • People who say tow-mah-tow are likely to have commitment issues and will frequently call the whole thing off.
  • No matter how loud you yell at the ear piece, the phone in fact does not work both ways.
and finally (well, for now)...
  • 4 out of 5 people who expect the last item in a list to be the best are usually disappointed.
Keep up, damnit! Read the whole "Bet You Didn't Know" Series.

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