Quacking in Ecstasy

It's a video trifecta:

First, it stars Kate Micucci (the cool ukulele player from Scrubs)

Second, it featured T. J. Miller (Marmaduke from Carpoolers)

...and third, it makes fun of anyone that tries to rally people around a cause by suggesting we be worried about erotic interludes between men and waterfowl:

Quick Catch of the News

So, researchers now say that the mercury in fish may be a new leading factor in liver disease. This is particulary bad news for fans of Tennessee's newest export: Tuna Whiskey.

Tags:
funny observational+humor humor lazycomic

Meanwhile, a man in Florida was arrested for carrying a crossbow while looking for psychedelic mushrooms. The man quickly explained that the crossbow was to get that "damned leprechaun."

Finally, a man in England received a blackeye when he ran into a tree while sending a Twitter update from his BlackBerry. Actually, the man claimed that "the branch came out of nowhere and hit my face hard."

The sudden attack by the tree scared the man...

...who made a hasty retweet.