Monday, June 08, 2009

Quick Catch of the News

So, researchers now say that the mercury in fish may be a new leading factor in liver disease. This is particulary bad news for fans of Tennessee's newest export: Tuna Whiskey.

Meanwhile, a man in Florida was arrested for carrying a crossbow while looking for psychedelic mushrooms. The man quickly explained that the crossbow was to get that "damned leprechaun."

Finally, a man in England received a blackeye when he ran into a tree while sending a Twitter update from his BlackBerry. Actually, the man claimed that "the branch came out of nowhere and hit my face hard."

The sudden attack by the tree scared the man...

...who made a hasty retweet.

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