...it's much like the "Bet You Didn't Know" features of old, but requires less effort -- on both your part and, more importantly, on mine.

Jokes, observations, how the world should run...you get the idea. Kind of like Howard Stern with shorter hair or David Letterman with, well, hair. Not really for kids. On a good day, I'd like to think it's funny like Jon Stewart or Lewis Black. On a bad day it's funny like old mayonnaise. Enjoy...please.

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. A couple months ago I went to MySpace to check in on my old site and, well, I tripped and fell. I laid there for days and no one came by to help -- it was awful.

Disturbing brown stain aside, Artie Lange's new DVD is an awesome piece of comedy, put together just the way I like it: dark, self-effacing and very damn funny.