Choose your favorite one-liner:
Can you believe how fast the President ducked? Must be all that practice on hunting trips with Cheney.
If Monica Lewinsky dodged that fast she'd still have a dress.
Bush moved faster than Tom Foley's page trying to get out of his office.
And they said all that money for dodgeball camp was a waste.
"Throwing your shoes - I should have thought of that!" - Nikita Khrushchev
ReplyDeleteFootwear now banned for White House press corps - booties still OK.
ReplyDeleteIraqi journalist gets 3-year contract as next quarterback for the Eagles - details at 11
ReplyDeleteWell, crap, Jim - you've now officially written more of this entry than I have.
ReplyDeleteAlso, for what it's worth, I wrote the lame lame duck joke before I saw it on the cover the the NY Post.