Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Bet You Didn't Know #4 - Quattro Crappo

We're Baaack...

Just when you thought you knew it all. Here are more faux facts to keep your friends at the knitting club enthralled:

  • On an average year, 340 foreigners leave American grocery stores horrified after misunderstanding what "baby food" is.
  • It's predicted that the "No Child Left Behind" Act will eventually guarantee that everyone is smarter than a fifth grader.
  • Due to improvements in toothpaste, it now takes 20 dental cleanings to create 1 ounce of tartar sauce.
  • In order to keep Fairy Tales current, the "goose that lays the golden egg" has been replaced by the "antelope that pees 87 octane."
and finally (well, for now)...
  • Tragically, 15% of parents that buy a "World's Best Daughter" t-shirt have more than one daughter.
Keep up, damnit! Read the whole "Bet You Didn't Know" Series.

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