Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Nearsighted Insult

Not to channel the spirit of Andy Rooney, but...

Did you ever notice that you can change just about any compliment into an insult by placing the phrase "From a distance" in front of it.

Here are some to get you started:

"You look really attractive."
"You look like you've aged well."
"You can't even see that stain."

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