I have a question: Why are there so many porn magazines at airport newstands?
Who's buying these and, more importantly, when do they get a chance to look at them? Here you are, about to be crammed into a flying canister where the person next to you is sooo close they can tell what you had for lunch - let alone what you're reading - and you're supposed to discretely look at porn?
What I think it really ironic is that they put it behind opaque plastic in the airport newstand - I assume to keep kids from looking at it...
...but then you're supposed to buy it and try to, um "read" it with every kid on the airplane practically in your lap?
And what do you do about the centerfolds?
"Excuse me, ma'am, could you fold this page out across your lap for just a minute? I just want to see if Miss January is a real blonde. Thanks."
I guess you could take them to the airplane bathroom.
Monday, August 04, 2008
In Flight Entertainment
Would that make you part of the 1/2 Mile High Club?
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