What's Beer Without a Fresh Glass?

With the Superbowl comin' this weekend, it's a GREAT time for an ode to the everyone's favorite gametime beverage:



Oh, and no, it's not deja vu, I did find another beer song - done with Lego's.
...and, there's this one. Maybe I'm just a little obsessed.

My Big Ol' Space

Some of you might know that I also shamelessly promote my sad little attempts at humor over at MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/lazycomic).

Well, I'm actually starting to get friend requests from real people -- not just profiles trying to get me to some other site.

And one was from this guy Scott. Turns out Scott got cancer for Christmas (his joke, not mine), and while he's trying to kick it's ass (or, rather, kick it out of his ass [that joke's mine]), he's trying to collect a bunch of friends (it's a MySpace thing). Anyway, he's a dad and a cool guy with a good attitude, so if you can, check out his page:

http://www.myspace.com/thecancersupportgroup

Thanks - more rude, crude and sadly funny postings coming soon.

iSenior

So, there's a new social networking site for those refusing to age gracefully.

It's called faceliftbook.com.

Reviews are mixed. Some said the site looked fake and unable to express emotion. Still hopes are high for members from the growing number of babyboomers hitting retirement age.

Like those diabetic shakes, the site is available in different flavors. The ad-free version is supported by a subscription. The fees currently run $5 for 1 year, $20 for one decade or $25 for a lifetime membership. Of course, for smokers, the lifetime membership is only $14.95.

The free version will be supported by advertisers. The advertising sales force was vague on who would be sponsoring the site, though. When asked what products would be targeted at the site's older members, all their advertising contact would say was "Depends."

In addition to erectile dysfunction ads, members can except to see ads from a new ED placebo. This blue shaped pill may cause hearing loss or vision problems; however, it does nothing to improve male performance -- but does help his wife get more sleep. The pill will be marketed under the name "Cryagra."

The site will be available in large-print, and will include a built-in instant messaging interface. Technologically challenged members can opt to have the instant messages sent to them via postcard instead.

One Big Happy Family

Nope, I'm not talking about the Bush family...our group's not quite that happy.

But, unless you're dating one of the Bush daughters, it'll be easier to get into ours.

And we won't call you up to help us move next January.

There's a new group on Google groups, called, aptly enough, lazyreaders. By joining this exclusive secret society, you can receive new postings to lazycomic.blogpsot.com automatically...and maybe some extra news here and there as well.

Check it out and see if it's not the very thing you've been dreaming of:

http://groups.google.com/group/lazyreaders

Get a bigger bumper

How has this escaped the public eye, especially in a political year? I just caught wind of Backjumping - the ultimate extreme sport (wink, wink).

I can see it now: candidates fighting each other to see who can be first to come out against this threat to the moral fiber of America:



Quick, call your local vinyl ribbon printer and claim a color for the new "Support People Against Backjumping" ribbon. They're gonna have to pull a double at ribbon magnet plants around the globe to get these to market on time. Oh well, eight year olds don't need much sleep.

See what happens when the Democrats take control of congress? First the original Wendy's closes, now it's not safe to walk down the street.

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Batter than all the rest

Yep, another short, funny and crappily-made video from yours truly...



Enjoy, share, heap with praise.

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Temporary Parking

The other day I saw a gentleman with a handicapped parking tag - one of the ones that hang from the rear view mirror. This one was high tech, with the person's photo on it...

...and an expiration date.

Now, if I've got this right, this means that somebody at the DMV has to look, say, a double amputee in the eye and tell him he has to come back in a few years to make sure he's still disabled.

You know, if you're in a wheelchair now, and somehow in four years you're not, I say keep the good parking space. Are they afraid people will chop off their hand, put in the freezer, go get the pass and then sew it back on?

Oh, and the guy I saw seemed to have one disability - old age. Trust me, he's worried about things expiring -

- but not his parking tag.