Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Get a bigger bumper

How has this escaped the public eye, especially in a political year? I just caught wind of Backjumping - the ultimate extreme sport (wink, wink).

I can see it now: candidates fighting each other to see who can be first to come out against this threat to the moral fiber of America:

Quick, call your local vinyl ribbon printer and claim a color for the new "Support People Against Backjumping" ribbon. They're gonna have to pull a double at ribbon magnet plants around the globe to get these to market on time. Oh well, eight year olds don't need much sleep.

See what happens when the Democrats take control of congress? First the original Wendy's closes, now it's not safe to walk down the street.


  1. local vinyl ribbion printer? right... i didn't know we had own of those in my town!

    speaking of candidates, we have a whole variety of them this year! lol

    a woman, a black guy, and an old white dude... wow

  2. I really enjoy reading your blog, it always has great insight. But I am very frustrated with the media’s lack of questions to the presidential candidates about global warming.

    The Daily Green just put an article out talking about how the presidential candidates are not being asked where they stand on the issue of the climate change - this is surprising to me considering its such a MAJOR concern to people. I just saw a poll on that says people care a lot what their next leader thinks about global warming (after you take it they show you the results). Does anyone know of another poll or other results about this subject?

    If not, go to and take their poll to see which way the results go. This is a pretty legit website; they are endorsed by Al Gore and the alliance for climate protection and they have a carbon footprint calculator. No matter which political party you vote for this is an important issue for our environment, our economy and for homeland security.


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