Thursday, August 28, 2008

McCain's Running Mate - A Modest Prediction

Rumor is Senator John McCain will "leak" his choice of VP this evening, and while I don't think people of the Senator's age should use the verb "leak," I do want to go on record with my predictions before the big event.

So, if you're getting ready to call in your bet, here are my guaranteed* predictions on the GOP Vice Presidential Candidate:

1) He will be a he. (See, that cuts down the possibilities by roughly 52% right there.)
2) He will be younger than McCain.
3) While he may be white, he will not be as pale as McCain.
4) He will be more conservative than McCain...or at least more conservative than McCain was before he was "Pre-emptive Nominee McCain."
5) He will seek out the help of...but secretly loathe...Karl Rove (oh no, wait, that's McCain himself).
6) In a twist of logic, he will call the candidate that hasn't been in Wedding Crashers a "celebrity."

...and finally

7) He will most assuredly have never read this blog. (Granted, this last one doesn't really help.)

So, go place your bets. If you win big, tell your friends you read it here first. If you lose, well you shouldn't really bet on Presidential politics...


...it's too easy to rig.

(*The term "guarantee" in no way implies a certainty, reliability or...well...guarantee of any kind.)


2 comments:

  1. Remind me not to take you to Atlantic City!

    Your link to place your bets doesn't seem to work.

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  2. Hey, is it too late to get in on this action? Because I'm still hoping that the Palin thing is just a joke.

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