So it appears I've got a cold, which, you know, we still don't have a cure for.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Of course, if my cold should make me bald, we've got a cure for that.
Or if my cold should make me impotent, there's a cure for that too.
Basically, if my cold turns me into a 60 year old executive, I'm covered.
Now, while we can't seem to find a cure for the cold, I'm glad to say that we have done a bang up job hiding the symptoms. We've got aspirin, ibuprofen -- and the Godfather of all cold medicines:
Now, to be honest, I'm not sure anyone really knows if NyQuil makes you feel better. All they know is that they took NyQuil and don't remember anything after that.
As for me, I'm on Sudafed, my absolute favorite cold medicine. One little red pill takes me from sniffling and moaning straight to bright eyed, bushy-tailed and frantic.
Honestly, sudafed works so damn well on it's own that I think the folks that use it to make Meth are just getting greedy.