So it appears I've got a cold, which, you know, we still don't have a cure for.
Of course, if my cold should make me bald, we've got a cure for that.
Or if my cold should make me impotent, there's a cure for that too.
Basically, if my cold turns me into a 60 year old executive, I'm covered.
Now, while we can't seem to find a cure for the cold, I'm glad to say that we have done a bang up job hiding the symptoms. We've got aspirin, ibuprofen -- and the Godfather of all cold medicines:
NyQuil.
Now, to be honest, I'm not sure anyone really knows if NyQuil makes you feel better. All they know is that they took NyQuil and don't remember anything after that.
As for me, I'm on Sudafed, my absolute favorite cold medicine. One little red pill takes me from sniffling and moaning straight to bright eyed, bushy-tailed and frantic.
Honestly, sudafed works so damn well on it's own that I think the folks that use it to make Meth are just getting greedy.
LOL... - Rick
ReplyDeletewell, screwed up there, didn't I?
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny.
Long comment, whining about how sometimes dealing with folks gets my fur up, and realize, no, don't publish it, e-mail it instead
Copy it all.
Delete it.
Then find out that all I did was subscribe to the comments.
HA!
Geez. I'm older than I thought!
Who in the name of heaven EVER gave me a computer!?
Get better soon, Steve D
Inquiring not-near-as-funny-as-they-think-comedians want to know and are desperate for your words of wisdom.
Or at least for the names of any good medication to take when we get a cold.
Hi Steve!
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to stop by and say thank you for dropping by my blog eariler today.
Nice meeting you.
This post is VERY funny because it's true. WHY is there no cure for the common cold? And it's ironic because NyQuil does the exact opposite for me. It actually wires me.