Classic joke, originally from my in-box. Remastered for your enjoyment...
How To Come Home Drunk and Still Get a Hot Breakfast
So this husband wakes up with a HUGE hangover the night after a business function.
Cloudy-headed and in pain, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. Next to the aspirin and water stands a single red rose!
He sits up in bed and sees his clothes for the day right there in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes as he turns on the bathroom light and notices a post-it on the mirror:
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also sitting at the table, eating. Sheepishly, he asks, "Hey, son...what happened last night?"
"Oh last night? Well, you came home sometime after 3 am, drunk out of your mind."
"Okay...so, why'd your Mom clean everything up, get out my clothes and make me breakfast?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Well, when Mom got you into the bedroom last night she tried to undress you. And when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed...
...'Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!'".
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time... PRICELESS
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