Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Bet You Didn't Know - Number 2

You asked for it (well, no you actually didn't), here are more incredible, entertaining, thoroughly-unproven pieces of "infotainment" to share with your friends, clergy and local representatives.

Bet You Didn't Know...

  • Because of their solitary nature, it was actually rare for hermits to have crabs.
  • Floor and Door both have the common latin root -oor, which means "stiff and flat." Likewise, the term "poor" originally referred to people who had starved to death and were, therefore, stiff and flat.
  • George W. Bush is the 30th President who could not pronounce the word "nuclear." However, the other 29 were elected before the word came into existence.
  • The meat industry is suppressing promising research that would lead to peas that taste and look like ham.
  • If you scream "Bloody Mary" into the bathroom mirror 13 times, someone who was sleeping will come kick your ass.
More coming soon, so go to lazycomic.blogspot.com and hit refresh every 15 seconds.

...or click here to see the first installment of BYDK.

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